First press conference

I would like to thank the footballing community for the opportunity to serve as the virtual director of english football. In my humble opinion english football has been drifting in a sea of negativity and a lack of creative exposure. I hope to offer solutions to a sport that is causing friction to the great land of England. I would welcome questions from the football community and endeavour not to be dull, passionless, not tactically aware or avade simple straightforward questions.